Funny WhatsApp Status – Top 99 Best WhatsApp Status Quotes

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Top 99 Best WhatsApp Funny Status Quotes

• Don’t worry. God is always on time.

• She loves me or not but I love her a lot. :P

• Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.

• Warning, do you think it’s right time to talk to me?

• If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.

• “I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper

• “I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis

• “Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.” – Mitch Hedberg

• When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!

• “There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.” – Doug Stanhope

• I’m not short, I am just concentrated awesome!

• ‘It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen

• What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!

• Money can’t buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE

• “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison

• “I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.” – Larry David

• You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.

• Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits But Ultimately She Is A Mother And We Should Respect Her.

• Sorry… I’m not Rihanna. I don’t love the way you lie.

• Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day ;)

• I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. :D

• HEY YOU, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?

• You can never really say what’s on your mind, when your family is on Facebook ;)

• Loneliness is better than bad company.

• Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.

• Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep.

• The loss of a loved one is one of the most tragic and devastating things a person could endure.

• Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.

• No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.

• When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on. Theodore Roosevelt

• Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

• I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ;)

• I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out!!!

• If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol: P: D: P: D

• Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. :D

• Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Lubbb you:-D

• Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we text or call to say we’re outside… ;)
• We live in WTF generation – Wikipedia, twitter, facebook

• I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p

• When people don’t laugh at my jokes I just assume that they’re not up to my level of comedy.

• I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others…: P: D

• If “Da Vinci Code” has been written by Punjabi author then its name would be “Vinci Da Code”!

• Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it’s for your own good. ;-)

• Excuse me! Ye lijiye aapki soch. Mujhe giri hui mili thi. :P

• Every time I drink I get awesome :-)

• After getting drunk, Bachelor of Technology turns into Master of Philosophy.

• Bitch is just a term used for girl who refuses dog’s proposal. :P

• What i if told you…you the read first line wrong…same with the second… ;) :p

• I am so cool; my selfie is called a kulfi!

• Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire.

• If things around you don’t change, change the thing you’re around.

• Be what you want to be, not what others want to see.

• The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

• The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.

• All birds find shelter during a rain,but Eagle avoids rain by flying above the Clouds,Problems are common,but attitude makes the difference.

• Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.

• Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he…(hindi)

• “Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun

• Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

• Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.

• Be careful of following the masses – remove the “m” and who exactly are you following?

• If life doesn’t scare the shit out of you, you’re doing it wrong.

• I gotta go to work today because millions of people on welfare depend on me.

• If you don’t care stop talking about it.

• God was showing off when He created you.

• Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!

• Never apologize for being you.

• I’m a good boy with bad habits: P

• Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. :)

• I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

• Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

• I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.

• Behind every successful man… There is a confused woman.

• You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

• I can handle pain until it hurts.

• I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

• Gravity always gets me down. :)

• “I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.” – Jack Handey

• Everything that has a beginning, has an end. So the key is to try to enjoy the in between as much as possible!

• Celebrate all the things you don’t like about yourself – love yourself.

• Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.

• Death is not the Biggest Loss in LIFE! The Biggest Loss is When Relationships Die Among us While We are Alive

• Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

• It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, what counts is how many times you stand up again.

• When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.

• Before you judge me, Make sure that you’re perfect.

• Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.

• The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

• A friendship that can cease has never been real.

• “The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.”

• You can do anything but not everything.

• Don’t take life to seriously because you’ll never get out alive

• Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

• The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

• Don’t see others doing better than you, Beat your own records everyday because, Success is a fight between YOU & YOURSELF

• Affliction is often that thing which prepares an ordinary person for some sort of an extraordinary destiny.

• Things turn out best for those who make the best of the way things turn out.

• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

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