Funny WhatsApp Status Lines – Best WhatsApp Status Quotes

Here we have compiled the best, coolest and best WhatsApp status list. Find the perfect funny WhatsApp Status phrase for you and you can also use the funny status lines for your Facebook status or Twitter status and a lot more. And if you are looking for a specific status phrase, check out our WhatsApp Status categories, like funny WhatsApp status quotes, Status lines about love or Friendship status phrases. Feel free to explore our list of best WhatsApp status for iPhone.

No matter which situation we have fitting quotes for WhatsApp to use as WhatsApp status in our WhatsApp status list.

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Top 99 Best WhatsApp Funny Status Quotes

• “Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that.” – Mitch Hedberg

• “I’m on a whiskey diet…I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper

• I’m not short, I am just concentrated awesomeness!

• All birds find shelter during rain, but Eagle avoids rain by flying above the Clouds. Problems are common, but attitude makes the difference.

• Warning, do you think it’s the right time to talk to me?

• If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.

• “I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.” – Zach Galifianakis

• When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always!

• “There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life.” – Doug Stanhope

• ‘It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” – Woody Allen

• She loves me or not but I love her a lot. :P

• Girls are like parking spaces, all the good ones are already taken.

• What do girls want? EVERYTHING!!!

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• Money can’t buy LOVE but it can buy WOMAN to make LOVE.

• You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.

• “I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” – Sam Kinison

• “I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.” – Larry David

• Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother and we should respect her.

• Sorry… I’m not Rihanna. I don’t love the way you lie.

• Don’t worry. God is always on time.

• Never make the same mistake twice, there are so many new ones, try a different one each day. ;)

• I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos. :D

• HEY YOU, yeah I’m talking to you, why the hell are you reading my status?

• You can never really say what’s on your mind, when your family is on Facebook. ;)

• Loneliness is better than bad company.

• Without hard work, nothing grows but weeds.

• Better to live one year as a tiger, than a hundred as a sheep.

• Friendship improves happiness, and abates misery, by doubling our joys, and dividing our grief.

• No more wasting time thinking about wasted time.

• “When you get to the end of the rope, tie a knot and hang on.” Theodore Roosevelt

• Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.

• I really want to work so hard. But being lazy is so much fun ;)

• I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out!!!

• If Sunny Leone marries Sunny Deol, she will also become Sunny Deol: P: D: P: D

• Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. :D

• Dear Sleep! I Know We Had Problems When I Was Younger! But NOW I Love you:-D

• Our generation doesn’t ring the doorbell…we text or call to say we’re outside… ;)

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• We live in WTF generation – Wikipedia, twitter, facebook

• I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative. :p

• When people don’t laugh at my jokes I just assume that they’re not up to my level of comedy.

• I follow the quote, “Always be true to yourself” because I only lie to others…: P: D

• If the “Da Vinci Code” had been written by a Punjabi author then its name would be “Vinci Da Code”!

• Dear mom and dad, when I lie to you, it’s for your own good. ;-)

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• Every time I drink I get awesome. :-)

• After getting drunk, my Bachelor of Technology turns into a Master of Philosophy.

• Bitch is just a term used for a girl who refuses dog’s proposal. :P

• What if I told you…you the read the first line wrong…same with the second… ;) :p

• I am so cool; my selfie is called a kewlfi!

• Absence diminishes little passions and increases great ones, as wind extinguishes candles and fans a fire.

• If things around you don’t change, change the things you’re around.

• Be what you want to be, not what others want to see.

• The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is that little extra.

• The secret to success is to know something nobody else knows.

• Nothing is too small to know, and nothing is too big to attempt.

• “Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going.” – Jim Ryun

• Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter… people the opposite.

• Some people have relationships and some people have patiyala.

• Be careful of following the masses – remove the “m” and who exactly are you following?

• If life doesn’t scare the shit out of you, you’re doing it wrong.

• If you don’t care, stop talking about it.

• God was showing off when He created you.

• Girl, you better have a license, coz you are driving me crazy!

• Never apologize for being you.

• I’m a good boy with bad habits: P

• Flip a coin… If head comes, I am yours, if tail comes then you are mine. :)

• I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

• Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.

• I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.

• Behind every successful man… There is a confused woman.

• You can fool some of the people all the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on.

• I can handle pain until it hurts.

• I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure.

• Gravity always gets me down. :)

• “I came here in peace, seeking gold and slaves.” – Jack Handey

• Everything that has a beginning, has an end. So the key is to try to enjoy the in between as much as possible!

• Celebrate all the things you don’t like about yourself – love yourself.

• Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.

• Death is not the Biggest Loss in LIFE! The Biggest Loss is when relationships die among us while we are alive..

• Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.

• It doesn’t matter how many times you fall, what counts is how many times you get up again.

• When you drop your phone, your heart hits the ground before your phone does.

• Before you judge me, make sure that you’re perfect.

• Do what is “Right”, not what is “Easy”.

• The young man knows the rules, but the old man knows the exceptions.

• A friendship that can cease has never been real.

• The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.

• You can do anything but not everything.

• Don’t take life to seriously because you’ll never get out alive.

• Be the change that you wish to see in the world.

• The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.

• Don’t see others doing better than you, beat your own records everyday because, Success is a fight between YOU & YOURSELF.

• Affliction is often that thing which prepares an ordinary person for some sort of an extraordinary destiny.

• Things turn out best for those, who make the best of the way things turn out.

• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.

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